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Cute Things My Daughter Said

Jaelle Disneyland

Jaelle with a blond wig from the Disney film “Tangled” in front of the Princess Castle at Disneyland. Two Facts She Knows For Sure JAELLE: Daddy! ME: Yes Jaelle! JAELLE: Do you know (pause) that Jesus died for our sins. …

Blast from the past: Senior Pictures

I often wish I’d met Nicole when we were in high school. With her hair and my shirt, we could’ve taken over the world.

“X-men: First Class” vs. “The King’s Speech” – Which has more blue nudity :: An Intense Literary and Cinematic Analysis

A scene from the newest blockbuster action film X-men: First Class. Speaking of class, here, an evil mutant smartly selects a pocket kerchief that matches his skin. Unfortunately, his female evil counterpart shows no class by dressing like a hussy/female …

Misheard…

This man is *NOT* the President of the Russian Federation. Actual conversation that happened at 11:13 am today with one of my students, Rebeka. ME: Oh my gosh, speaking of that, you know the Daily Show, right? REBEKA: Yeah. ME: …

“Officiating Weddings” for Dummies

Melissa and Christian

This wedding – of Melissa and Christian – may be the only wedding I don’t remember making some sort of massive gaffe. Thankfully, a couple’s future happiness is not dependent on the officiating pastor not messing up. Dear Josh Congratulations …

Laughter is the best Mexican

I took the following pictures during my recent vacation to the Moon Palace Resort in Cancun, Mexico. I knew I should have gone with that one-piece or that darling tankini from J Crew. This icon was on every single trash …

What happens when you go on vacation…

This is what happens when you: 1. Go on vacation. 2. Work with high school students. 3. Accidentally leave your office door unlocked. This doesn’t look like a lot of post-its, but it took me about 20 minutes to get …